Upon realising that so many of my friends / fellow bloggers are really part-time professional food critics, richie and isaac to name a few, i decided to become one myself. After all, what’s stopping me? I love food, and I sure can criticise as hell.
So today shall be my first attempt in reviewing food… Here goes.
I found this particular restaurant in Chinatown Point with Zhongyang. I was supposed to follow him and queue up with him to buy Lim Zhi Yuan Bakkwa. Unfortunately, the demands were so high that the bakkwa was sold out the moment we reached there. So we decided to hunt for good food to reward our patience before leaving the place.
Unlike most expensive arty-farty high-classy restaurants, this one serves food at rock-bottom prices. In fact, I only paid like $6.85, for a delicious beef sandwich, exquisite mandarin orange tea, Skyjuice and potato wedges.
Here is a picture of me smiling happily, holding up the food I just purchased.

Sorry I couldn’t manage to get a picture of the full meal, it was so delicious I finished it in a flash.
Anyway, the beef burger sandwich consists of two slices of freshly baked bread, with beef dipped in nutritious onion slices and tantalizing spicy beef pepper sauce. Especially tasty is the onion slices and the beef sauce – you’ll love it at first sight!

As for the beef itself, the meat is so tender and soft, and I savour every bite of it in my mouth so much that I forgot those scenes I watched in “Fast Food Nation” depicting the cow slaughtering and subsequent skinning, gutting and deboning of flesh. Yes, it is that tasty..
Oh, did I mention, the restaurant serves the BEST Skyjuice I have ever had.

Oh, here’s another picture of me smiling happily, holding up an empty Mandarin Orange tea cup.

The French Fries Potato Wedges were heavenly. It’s a brilliant recipe combining the mashiness of mashed potatoes and crispiness of potato crisps, making it superbly crunchy on the outside but soft and tender inside. A true treat to the taste buds!

The only complaints I have are the chilli sauce. Initially they served me Sweet Chilli Sauce. For those who know me, I love eating chilli. I can’t have chicken rice without two saucer-full of their garlic sauce or ban mian without the soup turning red. This “sweet” deceptively reddish thing really changed my whole perspective on chilli!! Hell, it is sweet and not at all spicy. That defeats the purpose isn’t it?!
Luckily, this restaurant caters to all, and I received free packets of garlic chilli. I actually sweat when I ate that. Again, for those who know me, when I sweat doesn’t mean I am going to die. I actually can take it one… Sweating means I’m enjoying it. So turns out, it isn’t so bad after all!
Lousy.
Good!
Ok, now for the final verdict:
Beef Sandwich A++ (Ok granted it is a little substandard and it isn’t filling, to be honest. But the onion slice and pepper sauce makes up for everything. And it’s $6.85!)
Potato Wedges A++ (A little thin when compared to other wedges served outside.. but hell it’s $6.85!!)
Skyjuice A++++++ (Must I say more?? This is the BEST! Period. )
Mandarin Orange Tea Cup A++ (I really like the design!)
Sweet Chilli F—- (So sweet it isn’t chilli.)
Garlic Chilli A++
Service F—- (Can you believe it? A restaurant that requires you to queue up at the counter to place your order! I can only think of Cafe Cartel which does the same but then again that is such a low-class place I can’t compare with this!)
Ambience B+ (I could have given it an A++ because it even has free streaming MTV channel… but I realised they only like have one song (entitled “I’m Lovin’ It”) on their playlist so it gets really irritating after awhile.)
Overall F for Fantastic.
Wow. Critiquing food is really fun. I heard that some places serve really fantastic instant noodles for lunch at only $7 and allow you to sing karaoke at the same time. That really sounds too good to be true… it shall be my next review then!
Anyway, on my way home after such a scrumptious meal, I saw a familiar figure running along Thomson Road and realised it’s Desmond (ex-campmate). Which reminds me. I need to start exercising. And stop eating so much.