Changing Light Bulbs Thursday, Aug 21 2008 

Uncategorized stantough 6:07 pm

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb,one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb
A: The whole school to compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?
A: None. They use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They’d prefer it darker. Hmmmmm…..
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb
A: Would they bother??
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps. (i.e. ex-communist school)
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarb .
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F- the lightbulb la, the principal will do something bout it. let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They are too stressed to lift a finger.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You gotta be joking, it’s a freaking new school, the light bulbs just got changed.
Q: How many ACSI students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they burn money for light.
Q: How many MI students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 99 to turn the ceiling.
Q: How many NP students does it take to change the lightblub
A: Simi si litebarb, can eat one anot?
No offense intended….

 

Save Our Souls Monday, Aug 18 2008 

Uncategorized stantough 8:19 pm

A man looks at his son with a sad look upon his face
He doesn’t cry

He sits there on the street within his eyes they’re showing you
The reason why

Where have you gone? Gone away, leaving us in the same tragedy
Won’t you stay? I don’t know where to go, don’t know where to go…
Please say to God we don’t know where to go to save our souls

Hope falls from the sky on iron wings, But it don’t ever hit the ground
People scatter everywhere
But all they see is the barrel of a gun

Where have you gone? Gone away, leaving us in the same tragedy
Won’t you stay? I don’t know where to go, don’t know where to go…
Please say to God we don’t know where to go to save our souls

-Electrico featuring Stephanie Sun
Now I have no freaking idea what the lyrics mean, lol. But it sure as hell is a nice song!

 

A Day to Remember… Friday, Aug 15 2008 

Uncategorized stantough 7:48 pm

Singapore has ended its quest for an Olympic medal for the last 48 years. Our women’s team table tennis have just defeated the South Korean team in the semi finals to qualify for the finals, assuring us of at least a silver medal.

It is really damn amazing! Truly it’s the champions competing with each other. Feng Tianwei’s ferocity. Li Jiawei and Kim Kyung Ah’s skilled exchanges. Wang Yue Gu’s tenacious attitude. Park Mi Young’s superb defense. Dang Ye Seo’s lightning reflex.. It’s a treat to the eyes. And exciting till the very end. And the girls have done Singapore proud by defeating a really strong team! Especially FENG TIANWEI = FTW!!!!!

Well, after this we’ll most likely face… China. And it’ll be even more tough but who cares we get at least a silver already! Oh, hopefully, but unlikely, if Hong Kong can defeat China … then the lives of the players will be easier hahaha.

 

The Dark Knight Wednesday, Aug 6 2008 

Uncategorized stantough 10:09 am

Awesome show!

Overheard in forums:

Poster A: “They spelt night wrong. They released it as ‘the dark knight’. Learn to spell, NOOBS”

…

Poster A: “I believe spelling and grammar should play an important part in films and will not stop until this problem is rectified. The film should be withdrawn from cinemas and re-released as ‘the dark night’.”

Poster B: “Holy sh!t dude, you are so right. I can’t believe I didn’t catch this! Maybe you should call someone and tell them?”

Poster A: “I already have and they said they would look into it. I cant believe no one noticed this before!!”

Poster C: “You f’ing MORON!!! Batman has long been known as the “dark KNIGHT”. Try learning homonyms, “NOOB.”
Btw, the stupidity of the people on these forums is absolutely mind-boggling.”

Poster D: “no no no, night, not knight. Can’t you tell? Most of this movie happened during NIGHT TIME!! Very obvious.”

Poster C: “Read the dictionary, moron. The film’s title is a double entendre. Speaking of spelling, unless you’re a teacher in Great Britain, “spelt” is far from proper English.”

Poster A: “LLLIIIESSSSS!!!!! Everyone knows double entendre is French for sea biscuits”

…..

Poster A: “Actually, i’m a 40 year old english teacher who refuses to stand for this blatant disregard for proper spelling! The writer of the comic book clearly did not know how to spell night!”

…

Poster A: “Do not listen to this evil propaganda! it is ‘Night’ not ‘Knight’. People who contradict this are clearly enemy spies”

This REALLY MADE MY DAY!!!! The OP is so funny, and so is that guy who doesn’t get it.